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Oct132011
Real Estate Jargon :-D
Oct 13, 2011 | in Jokes Buying a House????
Glossary of Terms - What They Really Mean
Spacious - average
Charming - small
Comfortable - very small
Cozy - very, very small
Low maintenance - no lawn
Walk to stores - nowhere to park your car
Prestgious - expensive
Bright and sunny - venetian blinds not included
Modern - 30 to 40 years old
Contemporary - at least 15 years old
Sprawling ranch - inefficient floor plan
Natural setting - forget about planting, the fauna will eat everything
Secluded setting - far away
Executive neighborhood - high taxes
Park-like setting - a tree on the block
Unaffected charm - needs painting
Starter home - run down
Hurry! Won't last - about to collapse
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