When Albert Einstein died, he met three Aussies in the queue outside the Pearly Gates. To pass the time, he asked what were their IQs. The first replied 190. "Wonderful," exclaimed Einstein. "We can discuss the contribution made by Stuart Thomas Butler to nuclear physics and my theory of general relativity". The second answered 150. "Good," said Einstein. "I look forward to discussing the role of Australia's nuclear-free legislation in the quest for world peace". The third Aussie mumbled 45. Einstein paused, and then asked, "So what is your forecast for the budget deficit next year?"